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The One Who Knocks.

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

keepersoftheshire:

I always look a twat, loving life✌️

swiftbeat:

(by coffeyjenphoto)
vistale:

McLaren P1 | via 

(Source: rocketrccn)

chrisbrinleejr:

Fell asleep and dreamed that I had arrived in paradise.
Wait, no?
I just woke up. I’m actually in Norway.
elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

(Source: best-of-memes)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

(Source: antlersinthefog)

oikwa:

puscu